Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.
Can you imagine finally getting with the girl you’ve loved since you were, like, eleven and getting married and having a son only to die before he’s even one years old. To die after only being together for maybe four years. To have everything you’ve wanted for so long ripped away from you? My heart breaks for James Potter every time I think about it.
dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Harry Potter Challenge - day one: favourite character
“Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.”
